J-Birdie: I rock the lamp shade

the bird is the word

Posted in Birdie, jbird, Moi, pics, random, silly by Jessica on September 11, 2009

25 randos about meh:


1. tequila and I do not get along.

2. I’m really attracted to ugly people.

3. I’m a good dancer and singer.

4. I love when people fart in front of me.

5. I have very few girl friends, but I live for them.

6. I dated someone on and off for 8 yrs and consider him one of my best friends.

7. I only like lesbian porn.

8. I’m a twilight nerd and I’m very upset about it.

9. I want to make babies with Sarah Silverman & Chelsea Handler.

10. I have a black girl booty and it’s spectacular.

11. I do the robot on the regular.

12. I’m a happy drunk.

13. I used to do drugs.

14. I love blogging.

15. I say “ralph” when I burp, and one time I got out “ralph macchio”, and I try for it everytime, but I think it was just a one time deal… but crystal recently informed me i pulled it off at clam fest… i don’t recall.

16. I never sleep in my bed, I prefer the couch.

17. I’m an esthetician/makeup artist.

18. I wanna date John Caparulo. gross, i know this.

19. I live for people who can make me laugh hysterically.

20. I’ve only done a keg stand twice in my life, and last time I did it, they dropped me.

21. I can’t funnel beer anymore.

22. I like to knit/crotchet.

23. I’m truly a granny at heart. in fact, granny/grandma is one of my many nicknames.

24. I would rather eat the cake/brownie/cupcake batter, instead of waiting for it to bake.

25. I could eat avocados and only avocados for the rest of my life.

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  1. India said, on September 22, 2009 at 12:17 am

    I like your blog.. lol and Im with you on 12,7,5

  2. Jessica said, on September 22, 2009 at 12:37 am

    haha werd up.
    i’ll blogroll you, girl.
    hit me back

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