here are some of my favorite videos from my youtube page.
yes, i am a reeree and i’m not opposed to showing it.
I’d rather be alone, then listen to the crowd.
Your voice spews louder than anyone else.
Your voice makes me want to vomit.
I would vomit up all the lies I took in from you.
I’d rub your face in it.
Then I’d feed you some of my lies.
Since you thought I was bullshit anyway, right?
If that’s what you expect from me, don’t worry… I won’t disappoint!
“I bet god thinks your amusing.”
I love my best friend, Lauren aka Sneak, more than anyone in the whole world. We’ve known each other since we were 12, and she’s been there for me for literally all of my downfalls since then. Ups, downs, in betweens. This girl is my life.
so, i need tattoo work. specifically need my candyland sleeve worked on. it’s time to pay a visit to my Kyley soon!
she does great work, I suggest you get your ink done by her. You won’t be disappointed.
Another thing I want to do, is get extensions again.
One of my best friends, Shamsa, does them… so I’ll be forcing her to do so in the near future. I get so bored with my hair and need to change it constantly. Shamsa cut it into an asymmetrical style about a month ago, and it already grew out. my hair grows like a damn weed. After I let it grow for awhile, I think I’ll do something like this to it:
and that concludes this random and asinine update.
25 randos about meh:
1. tequila and I do not get along.
2. I’m really attracted to ugly people.
3. I’m a good dancer and singer.
4. I love when people fart in front of me.
5. I have very few girl friends, but I live for them.
6. I dated someone on and off for 8 yrs and consider him one of my best friends.
7. I only like lesbian porn.
8. I’m a twilight nerd and I’m very upset about it.
9. I want to make babies with Sarah Silverman & Chelsea Handler.
10. I have a black girl booty and it’s spectacular.
11. I do the robot on the regular.
12. I’m a happy drunk.
13. I used to do drugs.
14. I love blogging.
15. I say “ralph” when I burp, and one time I got out “ralph macchio”, and I try for it everytime, but I think it was just a one time deal… but crystal recently informed me i pulled it off at clam fest… i don’t recall.
16. I never sleep in my bed, I prefer the couch.
17. I’m an esthetician/makeup artist.
18. I wanna date John Caparulo. gross, i know this.
19. I live for people who can make me laugh hysterically.
20. I’ve only done a keg stand twice in my life, and last time I did it, they dropped me.
21. I can’t funnel beer anymore.
22. I like to knit/crotchet.
23. I’m truly a granny at heart. in fact, granny/grandma is one of my many nicknames.
24. I would rather eat the cake/brownie/cupcake batter, instead of waiting for it to bake.
25. I could eat avocados and only avocados for the rest of my life.
Saturday, me and the ladies went to a party thrown by Justin from the new Tool Academy lol. didn’t get any pics from there, but it was interesting, to say the least.
Sunday- Carissa, Flip, and I trekked it to Long Beach for Jared’s block party. got to see my Sioux, which is always a pleasure.
here are some pictures and a ridiculous video.
and our ridiculous video from saturday night, hating on crystal and singing tbs
also, don’t forget to come to Lights Out this sunday. I’m gogo dancing, bitches!
some recent videos from my youtube page. totally not interesting at all, but oh well.
Amanda Blank @ Le Poisson Rouge
there’s no sound and it’s sideways, but im rapping along to biggie bc im really cool.
my boy, billy, hitting on a group of middle aged broads
So, last month I got to be in a music video that premiered on MTV today. “The One” by Slaugherhouse, thanks to Werdplay of Blestenation.
Slaughterhouse is a hiphop group consisting of rappers Joe Budden, Joell Ortiz, Royce da 5’9, and Crooked I.
The premise of the video was a crazy penthouse party and the next morning. It was directed by Rik Cordero and came out pretty ill.
here is the video, if you fast fwd to 1:20, you’ll see me and Werd “passed out” on the deck. The song is pretty dope too.
so exciting though.
here’s the link to the video, because for some reason, it won’t let me embed:
found the video on youtube, but it’s a little different. in this version, i’m at 1 minute and 32 seconds.