J-Birdie: I rock the lamp shade

bee oh oh tee ay why

i keep listening to this today, for some reason… so here:

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Rihanna VS. Zorg bahahahha

Posted in babes, film, funny, hair, Headpiece, silly, The Lipstick Diaries, Ugly/Lovely, VS, WTF? by Jessica on December 15, 2009

this is hilarious.
Rihanna versus Gary Oldman as Zorg in The 5th Element

love me some Gary Oldman.
We all know Rihanna is a babe, but personally, I think she has such a boring voice.
sowwies.

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weekending

Posted in babes, besties, cutie, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, love, memories, my heart, pics, silly by Jessica on December 8, 2009

Special Sauce Anniversary Party, Mary Carroll’s, and Magoo’s amazing son!

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seriously

Posted in cutie, funny, love, my heart, pics, silly by Jessica on December 6, 2009

haha this is the xmas card my mom is sending out this year:

My dog, Boo, on my mom’s Harley.
oh man, ridics.

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TurkaLurk week

Posted in babes, besties, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, love, memories, my heart, parties, pics, silly by Jessica on December 1, 2009

funsies!
i love my friends so hard!

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and my long lost Justin Michael Stage. Haven’t seen him since 06. he’s the best. ❤
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screwtube

here are some of my favorite videos from my youtube page.

yes, i am a reeree and i’m not opposed to showing it.


Weekend & Random

This weekend was a fun one. On Friday, was our Friday the 13th party at Monty’s house. The theme was supposed to be villains & victims, but not many people dressed up. I went all out, since I missed Halloween. I dressed up as a dead Fafinette (french graffiti artist, Fafi’s creations). Ava was Cruella Deville. Marielle was a dalmation. and Guns was a hotdog hahaha. My girl Ebz came out from the BX too. Always fun to chill with her.
Here are some flicks from that:

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On Sunday, Ava had a birthday soiree at Scudder Beach. It was a lot of fun. Filled with good people, good food, wine, & fishing. Also got to see one of my favorite people in the world, Devin. That ginger boy is my heart! ❤

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Tomorrow, Felt 3 drops. I believe this one is “A Tribute to Rosie Perez”, which is awesome. Love Rosie Perez. I’m glad another Felt album has dropped. Slug & Murs are a perfect duo. They sound great together.

Also, stay tuned because a few friends and myself are starting a theme band soon! cannot wait.

Sharebear: Sweatheart

“Philadelphia-based filth-rock collective Sweatheart specializes in raunchy club/pop with titles like “Fingerbangin'” and “Dreambeaver.” Formed by visual artists Thom Lessner and Rose Luardo in 2005, Sweatheart’s debut album, So Cherri, was released on Tone Arm Records in the summer of 2006. The band further included Amanda Blank by this time, along with their backing band “The Toddlers.” ~ James Christopher Monger, All Music Guide

I’ve loved this band for awhile now. They’re so great. Dress-up bands are great fun and me and some of my broads actually have a project lined up… but that’s a secret for now.
Sweatheart has fun, dancey, vulgar songs. “Finger bangin'” being my favorite. They’ve always got great costume themes too.
Especially love that my future ex-girlfriend, Amanda Blank (rapper/singer), is in this band. she’s so talented. When I saw her live, i was in love. prettiest lady ever, in my opinion.

Here be some flicks and videos.








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They Reminisce Over You

Posted in Birdie Dance, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, love, memories, music, my heart, pics, shows, silly, video, youtube by Jessica on November 10, 2009

Stumbled across some old pictures and videos from some of the greatest years of my life!
I would go to the Funky Phish every thursday and see my dear friends in their band. First they were called Troop 47, then with a little tweaking of the line up, they transitioned to The Restaurant. Seriously had the best times there, every single thursday. Sometimes I wish I could relive those days. There was no drama and carefree people, just having a good time.
I miss it mad.
Here are some pictures (warning, there are mad of them) and videos (you can spot me in them).

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(singing with the band)
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best friend love & random stuff

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I love my best friend, Lauren aka Sneak, more than anyone in the whole world. We’ve known each other since we were 12, and she’s been there for me for literally all of my downfalls since then. Ups, downs, in betweens. This girl is my life.
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so, i need tattoo work. specifically need my candyland sleeve worked on. it’s time to pay a visit to my Kyley soon!
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she does great work, I suggest you get your ink done by her. You won’t be disappointed.

Another thing I want to do, is get extensions again.
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One of my best friends, Shamsa, does them… so I’ll be forcing her to do so in the near future. I get so bored with my hair and need to change it constantly. Shamsa cut it into an asymmetrical style about a month ago, and it already grew out. my hair grows like a damn weed. After I let it grow for awhile, I think I’ll do something like this to it:
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thoughts?

was going through my photobucket and found some old photoshop pictures.
they’re lame though.
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(peep the ghetto nails^. ew)
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my favorite^
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and that concludes this random and asinine update.

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Throwback

Posted in funny, Funsies, love, music, silly, throwbacks, video, youtube by Jessica on October 5, 2009

“Gimme Some Mo” – Busta Rhymes

haaaa I used to be obsessed with this video. and with the Psycho sample. still love it.

Weeknight of Debauchery <333

Posted in besties, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, Lady Love, love, Moi, pics, silly by Jessica on October 2, 2009

This past Tuesday night was a wild one. Carissa, Shamsa, Marielle, Joe, Mike, Kyle, Travus, Travis, and I decided to venture out to “friends & family” night at the Shmitt’s Farm haunted house. Basically, it’s like their dress rehearsal and you can go into the house for free, as many times as you’d like. What a crazy night, to say the least.
Of course, we drank a whole bottle of rum prior to haunted housing.

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joe likes it

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getting ready to get scared

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mistah goldfarb

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pretty sure i belong in there scaring people with my creepface

Then, we ventured to Applebee’s for some food and 2fors, which included spitballs and then Travus and I trying to be Jennifer Grey and Pat Swayze in “Dirty Dancing”.

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all of us

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yes, joe is mentally impaired

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Travus & Marielle = Gs

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yeah carissa is a G too

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hi

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magro

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adore these ladies

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more evidence

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magro and i arent “allowed” to be photographed together.

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love my shamsa

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hi kyle

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what goes on?

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marielle protecting her booze from spitballs

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always time for lady loving

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doing the infamous dance from “dirty dancing”

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this looks bad

and now for the lift:
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attempt one

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attempt two

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attempt 3, almost. we didnt quite get it. travus needs to lift some weights and i need to lose some weight hahaha

anyway, in conclusion, you should all be friends with my friends.

Photo of the Day

Posted in art, funny, hair, my heart, photo of the day, silly, we heart it by Jessica on October 1, 2009

Because if you can’t achieve it, weave it! Haaaaay!

We Heart It!

PostSecret faves

Posted in art, funny, Post Secret, silly by Jessica on September 29, 2009

hahaha this site is great.
thanks, Monty!

PostSecret

Dead Celebrity Party Recap

Posted in besties, Birdie Dance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, love, parties, pics, silly by Jessica on September 29, 2009

This past Saturday night was our much awaited Dead Celebrity theme party. It was definitely a success. Decent amount of people, keg, lights, good music, even a red carpet (which ended up getting demolished shortly after putting it down lol). But all in all, a great time.
There were so many great costumes. I went as Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez. Some others were: Bettie Page, The Black Dahlia, Janis Hoplin, Cleopatra, Jon-Benet Ramsey, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Bob Ross, Farrah Fawcett, Mama Cass, Patrick Swayze, Audrey Hepburn, Elvis… and that’s all I can think of, for now.

Here are a butt load of pictures taken by me and friends.

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Left Eye & Audrey Hepburn

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we got a little nutty on the red carpet

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Wish we all took more pictures.

Stay tuned, because we will be throwing another party in about 3 weeks. Details will be announced soon.


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Throwback

Posted in Birdie Dance, dancedancedance, funny, Funsies, music, silly, throwbacks, video, youtube by Jessica on September 22, 2009

hahaha ridiculous throwback up in here.

“Touch me, Tease me” – Case f/ Foxy Brown & Mary J. Blige

I’m a little obsessed with Fox Boogie.
i’m strange.

she’s hot.

something about those pretty eyes and saggy tits. haha.

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Sharebear

“Hold the Line” – major lazer f/ santigold & mr. lexx

&
i always thought this was funny.
Spank Rock, Amanda Blank, & Benny Blanco counting down the top 10 songs to do it to… then a clip of a live set. Miss Blank kills it as always. (opens in new tab, but seriously peep it)
Bangers & Cash Top 10 Songs To Do It To

Nails Did x Super Mario Brothers

How effing cool is this?


I don’t get my nails done anymore, and probably won’t again because it’s too much of a hassle, but this is just amazing.

These nails make me all nostalgic and i literally want to find my nes and play some mario.

Lights Out, baby

Posted in besties, Birdie Dance, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, Lights Out, love, parties by Jessica on September 10, 2009

this past sunday was another Lights Out party. I gogo danced at this one. didn’t manage to get any pictures of it, except one from Marielle, but i don’t enjoy how i look in it.
it was debauchery, the whole night.

here are some pictures and they are every bit ridiculous:

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Ugly But Lovely

Posted in dope, fashion, funny, karmaloop, Moi, new stuff, Nikita, Sales, Ugly/Lovely by Jessica on September 2, 2009

This is so ugly.


By Nikita

but I want it!
so buy it for me (or yourself) @ karmaloop.com

don’t forget to use my rep code at checkout for 20% off.
code: JN31115

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