Christmas was amazing, but insanely stressful this year.
I’ll post more about it when I have the time.
For now, I leave you with me and some of my ridiculous best friends, singing to “Say It Ain’t So” by Weezer!
here are some of my favorite videos from my youtube page.
yes, i am a reeree and i’m not opposed to showing it.
I’d rather be alone, then listen to the crowd.
Your voice spews louder than anyone else.
Your voice makes me want to vomit.
I would vomit up all the lies I took in from you.
I’d rub your face in it.
Then I’d feed you some of my lies.
Since you thought I was bullshit anyway, right?
If that’s what you expect from me, don’t worry… I won’t disappoint!
“I bet god thinks your amusing.”
I love my best friend, Lauren aka Sneak, more than anyone in the whole world. We’ve known each other since we were 12, and she’s been there for me for literally all of my downfalls since then. Ups, downs, in betweens. This girl is my life.
so, i need tattoo work. specifically need my candyland sleeve worked on. it’s time to pay a visit to my Kyley soon!
she does great work, I suggest you get your ink done by her. You won’t be disappointed.
Another thing I want to do, is get extensions again.
One of my best friends, Shamsa, does them… so I’ll be forcing her to do so in the near future. I get so bored with my hair and need to change it constantly. Shamsa cut it into an asymmetrical style about a month ago, and it already grew out. my hair grows like a damn weed. After I let it grow for awhile, I think I’ll do something like this to it:
and that concludes this random and asinine update.
25 randos about meh:
1. tequila and I do not get along.
2. I’m really attracted to ugly people.
3. I’m a good dancer and singer.
4. I love when people fart in front of me.
5. I have very few girl friends, but I live for them.
6. I dated someone on and off for 8 yrs and consider him one of my best friends.
7. I only like lesbian porn.
8. I’m a twilight nerd and I’m very upset about it.
9. I want to make babies with Sarah Silverman & Chelsea Handler.
10. I have a black girl booty and it’s spectacular.
11. I do the robot on the regular.
12. I’m a happy drunk.
13. I used to do drugs.
14. I love blogging.
15. I say “ralph” when I burp, and one time I got out “ralph macchio”, and I try for it everytime, but I think it was just a one time deal… but crystal recently informed me i pulled it off at clam fest… i don’t recall.
16. I never sleep in my bed, I prefer the couch.
17. I’m an esthetician/makeup artist.
18. I wanna date John Caparulo. gross, i know this.
19. I live for people who can make me laugh hysterically.
20. I’ve only done a keg stand twice in my life, and last time I did it, they dropped me.
21. I can’t funnel beer anymore.
22. I like to knit/crotchet.
23. I’m truly a granny at heart. in fact, granny/grandma is one of my many nicknames.
24. I would rather eat the cake/brownie/cupcake batter, instead of waiting for it to bake.
25. I could eat avocados and only avocados for the rest of my life.