J-Birdie: I rock the lamp shade

purple diamonds & red roses

Posted in art, beauty, cutie, do work, dope, Inspiration, love, Moi, pics, sexy, Tattoo by Jessica on November 19, 2009

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Last night Carissa, Shamsa, Marielle, and I went to Nat’s Tattoo in Islip to pay a visit to tattoo artist, Edwin. I’ve been itching for tattoo work for so long. Carissa got her first tattoo. Shamsa and I basically forced her into it. It came out so nice! She got a rose with purple designs all around it. Sounds pretty simple, but it seriously looks so good! I don’t have a picture of it yet, but I’ll edit this when I do. I opted for a purple diamond on the middle finger of my right hand. It’s basically a “fuck you to marriage”, since it’s on my right hand’s middle finger. I’m obsessed with it and I can’t stop looking at it. And for such a small, simple tattoo, it came out fucking dope!
I cannot stress enough how amazing Edwin’s work is. Get over to Nat’s Tattoo.

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Carissa is shy

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my new, wittle tattoolie. you can’t tell it’s purple bc of the lighting.

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A&D is grossies.

Also, Nat’s Tattoo is doing an amazing special until December 27th. Take advantage.
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who knew?

Posted in Birdie, gimme brains, Haterade, Inspiration, jbird, memories, Moi, right write, sharebear by Jessica on November 12, 2009

I’d rather be alone, then listen to the crowd.
Your voice spews louder than anyone else.
Your voice makes me want to vomit.
I would vomit up all the lies I took in from you.
I’d rub your face in it.
Then I’d feed you some of my lies.
Since you thought I was bullshit anyway, right?
If that’s what you expect from me, don’t worry… I won’t disappoint!

“I bet god thinks your amusing.”

Weekending

Posted in besties, Birdie, debauchery, Funsies, jbird, love, Moi, pics, purple, silly by Jessica on November 9, 2009

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here are some flicks from this weekend.
never not a good time.

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Happy beefday, Adam

best friend love & random stuff

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I love my best friend, Lauren aka Sneak, more than anyone in the whole world. We’ve known each other since we were 12, and she’s been there for me for literally all of my downfalls since then. Ups, downs, in betweens. This girl is my life.
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so, i need tattoo work. specifically need my candyland sleeve worked on. it’s time to pay a visit to my Kyley soon!
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she does great work, I suggest you get your ink done by her. You won’t be disappointed.

Another thing I want to do, is get extensions again.
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One of my best friends, Shamsa, does them… so I’ll be forcing her to do so in the near future. I get so bored with my hair and need to change it constantly. Shamsa cut it into an asymmetrical style about a month ago, and it already grew out. my hair grows like a damn weed. After I let it grow for awhile, I think I’ll do something like this to it:
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thoughts?

was going through my photobucket and found some old photoshop pictures.
they’re lame though.
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(peep the ghetto nails^. ew)
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my favorite^
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and that concludes this random and asinine update.

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Weeknight of Debauchery <333

Posted in besties, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, Lady Love, love, Moi, pics, silly by Jessica on October 2, 2009

This past Tuesday night was a wild one. Carissa, Shamsa, Marielle, Joe, Mike, Kyle, Travus, Travis, and I decided to venture out to “friends & family” night at the Shmitt’s Farm haunted house. Basically, it’s like their dress rehearsal and you can go into the house for free, as many times as you’d like. What a crazy night, to say the least.
Of course, we drank a whole bottle of rum prior to haunted housing.

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joe likes it

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getting ready to get scared

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mistah goldfarb

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pretty sure i belong in there scaring people with my creepface

Then, we ventured to Applebee’s for some food and 2fors, which included spitballs and then Travus and I trying to be Jennifer Grey and Pat Swayze in “Dirty Dancing”.

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all of us

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yes, joe is mentally impaired

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Travus & Marielle = Gs

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yeah carissa is a G too

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hi

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magro

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adore these ladies

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more evidence

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magro and i arent “allowed” to be photographed together.

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love my shamsa

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hi kyle

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what goes on?

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marielle protecting her booze from spitballs

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always time for lady loving

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doing the infamous dance from “dirty dancing”

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this looks bad

and now for the lift:
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attempt one

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attempt two

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attempt 3, almost. we didnt quite get it. travus needs to lift some weights and i need to lose some weight hahaha

anyway, in conclusion, you should all be friends with my friends.

Karmaloop Wish List

Posted in cutie, dope, fashion, karmaloop, love, Moi, new stuff, Sales, sexy by Jessica on September 24, 2009

I’m too broke to really buy any items from karmaloop (my favorite store for about 7 years now). I’ll be hitting up thrift stores for quite some time, which is great, because I always find some great vintage pieces. But, I do have a karmaloop wish list, which you can help me get. All you have to do is use my repcode at checkout when you shop at karmaloop.com. You get 10%-20% off every time you shop and I get points which go toward a gift certificate. So everybody wins, right? right.
Do it up!
Rep code: JN31115

here’s some of my wish list:

The Michelle Heel by Jeffrey Campbell

The Hellz Attack Top by Hellz Bellz

The Adonis Jacket by Nikita

The Kiki Dress by CTRL

The Stereo Kimono Hoodie Dress by CTRL

The Doris Knit Dress by Motel

the bird is the word

Posted in Birdie, jbird, Moi, pics, random, silly by Jessica on September 11, 2009

25 randos about meh:

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1. tequila and I do not get along.

2. I’m really attracted to ugly people.

3. I’m a good dancer and singer.

4. I love when people fart in front of me.

5. I have very few girl friends, but I live for them.

6. I dated someone on and off for 8 yrs and consider him one of my best friends.

7. I only like lesbian porn.

8. I’m a twilight nerd and I’m very upset about it.

9. I want to make babies with Sarah Silverman & Chelsea Handler.

10. I have a black girl booty and it’s spectacular.

11. I do the robot on the regular.

12. I’m a happy drunk.

13. I used to do drugs.

14. I love blogging.

15. I say “ralph” when I burp, and one time I got out “ralph macchio”, and I try for it everytime, but I think it was just a one time deal… but crystal recently informed me i pulled it off at clam fest… i don’t recall.

16. I never sleep in my bed, I prefer the couch.

17. I’m an esthetician/makeup artist.

18. I wanna date John Caparulo. gross, i know this.

19. I live for people who can make me laugh hysterically.

20. I’ve only done a keg stand twice in my life, and last time I did it, they dropped me.

21. I can’t funnel beer anymore.

22. I like to knit/crotchet.

23. I’m truly a granny at heart. in fact, granny/grandma is one of my many nicknames.

24. I would rather eat the cake/brownie/cupcake batter, instead of waiting for it to bake.

25. I could eat avocados and only avocados for the rest of my life.

Ugly But Lovely

Posted in dope, fashion, funny, karmaloop, Moi, new stuff, Nikita, Sales, Ugly/Lovely by Jessica on September 2, 2009

This is so ugly.


By Nikita

but I want it!
so buy it for me (or yourself) @ karmaloop.com

don’t forget to use my rep code at checkout for 20% off.
code: JN31115

<333

birdie dance

Posted in Birdie Dance, Chromeo, Funsies, Moi, music, silly, video, youtube by Jessica on August 12, 2009

What I’m currently dancing to:

“Tenderoni”- Chromeo

so good.
get into it.
this joint makes me happy.

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youtube

Posted in Birdie, Moi, video, youtube by Jessica on July 27, 2009

some recent videos from my youtube page. totally not interesting at all, but oh well.

Amanda Blank @ Le Poisson Rouge

there’s no sound and it’s sideways, but im rapping along to biggie bc im really cool.

my boy, billy, hitting on a group of middle aged broads

that newnew

Posted in Birdie, Moi by Jessica on June 22, 2009

Decided to make a new blog.

Had my old one: http://www.blogspot.com/juicejaydee, but i got bored of it. time for that newnew.

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