J-Birdie: I rock the lamp shade

Lady Love: Katherine Connolly

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Meet Kat!
She’s one of my closest friends ever. She’s really an amazing person, and amazingly talented. Her art is wonderful. I adore her photography, so I thought I’d post some of my favorites that she’s taken.
Enjoy!

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lovelovelove
and there will be more where that came from.

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weekending

Posted in babes, besties, cutie, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, love, memories, my heart, pics, silly by Jessica on December 8, 2009

Special Sauce Anniversary Party, Mary Carroll’s, and Magoo’s amazing son!

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seriously

Posted in cutie, funny, love, my heart, pics, silly by Jessica on December 6, 2009

haha this is the xmas card my mom is sending out this year:

My dog, Boo, on my mom’s Harley.
oh man, ridics.

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TurkaLurk week

Posted in babes, besties, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, love, memories, my heart, parties, pics, silly by Jessica on December 1, 2009

funsies!
i love my friends so hard!

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and my long lost Justin Michael Stage. Haven’t seen him since 06. he’s the best. ❤
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weekending

Posted in besties, Birdie, cutie, dancedancedance, debauchery, Funsies, jbird, love, memories, my heart, parties, pics, sexy, silly by Jessica on November 23, 2009

i love my friends!
great weekend.

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purple diamonds & red roses

Posted in art, beauty, cutie, do work, dope, Inspiration, love, Moi, pics, sexy, Tattoo by Jessica on November 19, 2009

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Last night Carissa, Shamsa, Marielle, and I went to Nat’s Tattoo in Islip to pay a visit to tattoo artist, Edwin. I’ve been itching for tattoo work for so long. Carissa got her first tattoo. Shamsa and I basically forced her into it. It came out so nice! She got a rose with purple designs all around it. Sounds pretty simple, but it seriously looks so good! I don’t have a picture of it yet, but I’ll edit this when I do. I opted for a purple diamond on the middle finger of my right hand. It’s basically a “fuck you to marriage”, since it’s on my right hand’s middle finger. I’m obsessed with it and I can’t stop looking at it. And for such a small, simple tattoo, it came out fucking dope!
I cannot stress enough how amazing Edwin’s work is. Get over to Nat’s Tattoo.

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Carissa is shy

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my new, wittle tattoolie. you can’t tell it’s purple bc of the lighting.

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A&D is grossies.

Also, Nat’s Tattoo is doing an amazing special until December 27th. Take advantage.
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Tattoo Points

Posted in art, beauty, do work, dope, Inspiration, love, pics, Tattoo, wantwantwant by Jessica on November 18, 2009

So, I think that everyone under the sun should go and get tattooed by my dude Edwin (aka Tyler) over at Nat’s tattoos. Hands down, he’s done some of the most amazing tattoo work that I’ve ever seen. Word is Bond (hahaha). Seriously though, I’m about to post a few pictures of his work and I dare you to tell me that he is not insanely talented. He definitely will be my tattoo artist from now on (as well as my Kyley).

do work:

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I mean, how sick is his detail work? so serious.

See him at:
Nat’s Tattoo
177 Islip Ave
Islip, NY
631-650-1980 (ask for Edwin)

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(master at work)

tell him Jess sent you.

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Weekend & Random

This weekend was a fun one. On Friday, was our Friday the 13th party at Monty’s house. The theme was supposed to be villains & victims, but not many people dressed up. I went all out, since I missed Halloween. I dressed up as a dead Fafinette (french graffiti artist, Fafi’s creations). Ava was Cruella Deville. Marielle was a dalmation. and Guns was a hotdog hahaha. My girl Ebz came out from the BX too. Always fun to chill with her.
Here are some flicks from that:

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On Sunday, Ava had a birthday soiree at Scudder Beach. It was a lot of fun. Filled with good people, good food, wine, & fishing. Also got to see one of my favorite people in the world, Devin. That ginger boy is my heart! ❤

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Tomorrow, Felt 3 drops. I believe this one is “A Tribute to Rosie Perez”, which is awesome. Love Rosie Perez. I’m glad another Felt album has dropped. Slug & Murs are a perfect duo. They sound great together.

Also, stay tuned because a few friends and myself are starting a theme band soon! cannot wait.

Sharebear: Sweatheart

“Philadelphia-based filth-rock collective Sweatheart specializes in raunchy club/pop with titles like “Fingerbangin'” and “Dreambeaver.” Formed by visual artists Thom Lessner and Rose Luardo in 2005, Sweatheart’s debut album, So Cherri, was released on Tone Arm Records in the summer of 2006. The band further included Amanda Blank by this time, along with their backing band “The Toddlers.” ~ James Christopher Monger, All Music Guide

I’ve loved this band for awhile now. They’re so great. Dress-up bands are great fun and me and some of my broads actually have a project lined up… but that’s a secret for now.
Sweatheart has fun, dancey, vulgar songs. “Finger bangin'” being my favorite. They’ve always got great costume themes too.
Especially love that my future ex-girlfriend, Amanda Blank (rapper/singer), is in this band. she’s so talented. When I saw her live, i was in love. prettiest lady ever, in my opinion.

Here be some flicks and videos.








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They Reminisce Over You

Posted in Birdie Dance, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, love, memories, music, my heart, pics, shows, silly, video, youtube by Jessica on November 10, 2009

Stumbled across some old pictures and videos from some of the greatest years of my life!
I would go to the Funky Phish every thursday and see my dear friends in their band. First they were called Troop 47, then with a little tweaking of the line up, they transitioned to The Restaurant. Seriously had the best times there, every single thursday. Sometimes I wish I could relive those days. There was no drama and carefree people, just having a good time.
I miss it mad.
Here are some pictures (warning, there are mad of them) and videos (you can spot me in them).

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(singing with the band)
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Weekending

Posted in besties, Birdie, debauchery, Funsies, jbird, love, Moi, pics, purple, silly by Jessica on November 9, 2009

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here are some flicks from this weekend.
never not a good time.

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Happy beefday, Adam

best friend love & random stuff

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I love my best friend, Lauren aka Sneak, more than anyone in the whole world. We’ve known each other since we were 12, and she’s been there for me for literally all of my downfalls since then. Ups, downs, in betweens. This girl is my life.
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so, i need tattoo work. specifically need my candyland sleeve worked on. it’s time to pay a visit to my Kyley soon!
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she does great work, I suggest you get your ink done by her. You won’t be disappointed.

Another thing I want to do, is get extensions again.
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One of my best friends, Shamsa, does them… so I’ll be forcing her to do so in the near future. I get so bored with my hair and need to change it constantly. Shamsa cut it into an asymmetrical style about a month ago, and it already grew out. my hair grows like a damn weed. After I let it grow for awhile, I think I’ll do something like this to it:
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thoughts?

was going through my photobucket and found some old photoshop pictures.
they’re lame though.
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(peep the ghetto nails^. ew)
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my favorite^
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and that concludes this random and asinine update.

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Weeknight of Debauchery <333

Posted in besties, dancedancedance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, Lady Love, love, Moi, pics, silly by Jessica on October 2, 2009

This past Tuesday night was a wild one. Carissa, Shamsa, Marielle, Joe, Mike, Kyle, Travus, Travis, and I decided to venture out to “friends & family” night at the Shmitt’s Farm haunted house. Basically, it’s like their dress rehearsal and you can go into the house for free, as many times as you’d like. What a crazy night, to say the least.
Of course, we drank a whole bottle of rum prior to haunted housing.

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joe likes it

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getting ready to get scared

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mistah goldfarb

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pretty sure i belong in there scaring people with my creepface

Then, we ventured to Applebee’s for some food and 2fors, which included spitballs and then Travus and I trying to be Jennifer Grey and Pat Swayze in “Dirty Dancing”.

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all of us

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yes, joe is mentally impaired

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Travus & Marielle = Gs

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yeah carissa is a G too

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hi

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magro

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adore these ladies

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more evidence

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magro and i arent “allowed” to be photographed together.

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love my shamsa

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hi kyle

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what goes on?

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marielle protecting her booze from spitballs

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always time for lady loving

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doing the infamous dance from “dirty dancing”

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this looks bad

and now for the lift:
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attempt one

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attempt two

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attempt 3, almost. we didnt quite get it. travus needs to lift some weights and i need to lose some weight hahaha

anyway, in conclusion, you should all be friends with my friends.

Dead Celebrity Party Recap

Posted in besties, Birdie Dance, debauchery, funny, Funsies, love, parties, pics, silly by Jessica on September 29, 2009

This past Saturday night was our much awaited Dead Celebrity theme party. It was definitely a success. Decent amount of people, keg, lights, good music, even a red carpet (which ended up getting demolished shortly after putting it down lol). But all in all, a great time.
There were so many great costumes. I went as Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez. Some others were: Bettie Page, The Black Dahlia, Janis Hoplin, Cleopatra, Jon-Benet Ramsey, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Bob Ross, Farrah Fawcett, Mama Cass, Patrick Swayze, Audrey Hepburn, Elvis… and that’s all I can think of, for now.

Here are a butt load of pictures taken by me and friends.

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Left Eye & Audrey Hepburn

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we got a little nutty on the red carpet

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Wish we all took more pictures.

Stay tuned, because we will be throwing another party in about 3 weeks. Details will be announced soon.


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Babygirl had all the right weaponry!<3

Posted in beauty, Lady Love, love, pics, sexy, throwbacks by Jessica on September 24, 2009

Designer fabrics, shoes, and accessories.


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Memory Lane

Posted in pics, silly, throwbacks, Uncategorized by Jessica on September 23, 2009

Going through my photobucket and getting all nostalgic.
so here are a few random pictures throughout the past few years.
you might be in one.
pretty hilarious.

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Some of my fam at my old apartment

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me and my sister, Mandi

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me and Trish @ the titty bar

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hahaha me and One Be Lo

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my beautiful cousin talia and i

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me and my wackers

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I miss my Hetero Life Partner. come home!

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RMS

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me and my wifey

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natasha

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me and travioli, hollerween 07

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justin michael stage

ok thats all for now

Photo of the Day

Posted in art, beauty, joy division, love, my heart, photo of the day, pics, we heart it by Jessica on September 22, 2009

Because it’s so true!

We Heart It

Photo of the Day

Posted in art, beauty, love, my heart, photo of the day, pics, we heart it by Jessica on September 21, 2009

because everyone could use a little Kurt in their lives.

taken from We Heart It.

the bird is the word

Posted in Birdie, jbird, Moi, pics, random, silly by Jessica on September 11, 2009

25 randos about meh:

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1. tequila and I do not get along.

2. I’m really attracted to ugly people.

3. I’m a good dancer and singer.

4. I love when people fart in front of me.

5. I have very few girl friends, but I live for them.

6. I dated someone on and off for 8 yrs and consider him one of my best friends.

7. I only like lesbian porn.

8. I’m a twilight nerd and I’m very upset about it.

9. I want to make babies with Sarah Silverman & Chelsea Handler.

10. I have a black girl booty and it’s spectacular.

11. I do the robot on the regular.

12. I’m a happy drunk.

13. I used to do drugs.

14. I love blogging.

15. I say “ralph” when I burp, and one time I got out “ralph macchio”, and I try for it everytime, but I think it was just a one time deal… but crystal recently informed me i pulled it off at clam fest… i don’t recall.

16. I never sleep in my bed, I prefer the couch.

17. I’m an esthetician/makeup artist.

18. I wanna date John Caparulo. gross, i know this.

19. I live for people who can make me laugh hysterically.

20. I’ve only done a keg stand twice in my life, and last time I did it, they dropped me.

21. I can’t funnel beer anymore.

22. I like to knit/crotchet.

23. I’m truly a granny at heart. in fact, granny/grandma is one of my many nicknames.

24. I would rather eat the cake/brownie/cupcake batter, instead of waiting for it to bake.

25. I could eat avocados and only avocados for the rest of my life.

Cassie x Dimepiece

Posted in beauty, Collections, Dimepiece, dope, fashion, love, new stuff, Nitrolicious, pics, sexy by Jessica on September 2, 2009

I’m a little late on this, but oh well.
was reading Nitrolicious and instantly fell in love with this collection.

“Nine Lives” Dimepiece Fall 09 Collection:

more pics @ Nitrolicious.

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