haha this is the xmas card my mom is sending out this year:
My dog, Boo, on my mom’s Harley.
oh man, ridics.
Last night Carissa, Shamsa, Marielle, and I went to Nat’s Tattoo in Islip to pay a visit to tattoo artist, Edwin. I’ve been itching for tattoo work for so long. Carissa got her first tattoo. Shamsa and I basically forced her into it. It came out so nice! She got a rose with purple designs all around it. Sounds pretty simple, but it seriously looks so good! I don’t have a picture of it yet, but I’ll edit this when I do. I opted for a purple diamond on the middle finger of my right hand. It’s basically a “fuck you to marriage”, since it’s on my right hand’s middle finger. I’m obsessed with it and I can’t stop looking at it. And for such a small, simple tattoo, it came out fucking dope!
I cannot stress enough how amazing Edwin’s work is. Get over to Nat’s Tattoo.
So, I think that everyone under the sun should go and get tattooed by my dude Edwin (aka Tyler) over at Nat’s tattoos. Hands down, he’s done some of the most amazing tattoo work that I’ve ever seen. Word is Bond (hahaha). Seriously though, I’m about to post a few pictures of his work and I dare you to tell me that he is not insanely talented. He definitely will be my tattoo artist from now on (as well as my Kyley).
See him at:
177 Islip Ave
631-650-1980 (ask for Edwin)
tell him Jess sent you.
This weekend was a fun one. On Friday, was our Friday the 13th party at Monty’s house. The theme was supposed to be villains & victims, but not many people dressed up. I went all out, since I missed Halloween. I dressed up as a dead Fafinette (french graffiti artist, Fafi’s creations). Ava was Cruella Deville. Marielle was a dalmation. and Guns was a hotdog hahaha. My girl Ebz came out from the BX too. Always fun to chill with her.
Here are some flicks from that:
On Sunday, Ava had a birthday soiree at Scudder Beach. It was a lot of fun. Filled with good people, good food, wine, & fishing. Also got to see one of my favorite people in the world, Devin. That ginger boy is my heart! ❤
Tomorrow, Felt 3 drops. I believe this one is “A Tribute to Rosie Perez”, which is awesome. Love Rosie Perez. I’m glad another Felt album has dropped. Slug & Murs are a perfect duo. They sound great together.
Also, stay tuned because a few friends and myself are starting a theme band soon! cannot wait.
“Philadelphia-based filth-rock collective Sweatheart specializes in raunchy club/pop with titles like “Fingerbangin'” and “Dreambeaver.” Formed by visual artists Thom Lessner and Rose Luardo in 2005, Sweatheart’s debut album, So Cherri, was released on Tone Arm Records in the summer of 2006. The band further included Amanda Blank by this time, along with their backing band “The Toddlers.” ~ James Christopher Monger, All Music Guide
I’ve loved this band for awhile now. They’re so great. Dress-up bands are great fun and me and some of my broads actually have a project lined up… but that’s a secret for now.
Sweatheart has fun, dancey, vulgar songs. “Finger bangin'” being my favorite. They’ve always got great costume themes too.
Especially love that my future ex-girlfriend, Amanda Blank (rapper/singer), is in this band. she’s so talented. When I saw her live, i was in love. prettiest lady ever, in my opinion.
Here be some flicks and videos.
Stumbled across some old pictures and videos from some of the greatest years of my life!
I would go to the Funky Phish every thursday and see my dear friends in their band. First they were called Troop 47, then with a little tweaking of the line up, they transitioned to The Restaurant. Seriously had the best times there, every single thursday. Sometimes I wish I could relive those days. There was no drama and carefree people, just having a good time.
I miss it mad.
Here are some pictures (warning, there are mad of them) and videos (you can spot me in them).
I love my best friend, Lauren aka Sneak, more than anyone in the whole world. We’ve known each other since we were 12, and she’s been there for me for literally all of my downfalls since then. Ups, downs, in betweens. This girl is my life.
so, i need tattoo work. specifically need my candyland sleeve worked on. it’s time to pay a visit to my Kyley soon!
she does great work, I suggest you get your ink done by her. You won’t be disappointed.
Another thing I want to do, is get extensions again.
One of my best friends, Shamsa, does them… so I’ll be forcing her to do so in the near future. I get so bored with my hair and need to change it constantly. Shamsa cut it into an asymmetrical style about a month ago, and it already grew out. my hair grows like a damn weed. After I let it grow for awhile, I think I’ll do something like this to it:
and that concludes this random and asinine update.
This past Tuesday night was a wild one. Carissa, Shamsa, Marielle, Joe, Mike, Kyle, Travus, Travis, and I decided to venture out to “friends & family” night at the Shmitt’s Farm haunted house. Basically, it’s like their dress rehearsal and you can go into the house for free, as many times as you’d like. What a crazy night, to say the least.
Of course, we drank a whole bottle of rum prior to haunted housing.
Then, we ventured to Applebee’s for some food and 2fors, which included spitballs and then Travus and I trying to be Jennifer Grey and Pat Swayze in “Dirty Dancing”.
anyway, in conclusion, you should all be friends with my friends.
This past Saturday night was our much awaited Dead Celebrity theme party. It was definitely a success. Decent amount of people, keg, lights, good music, even a red carpet (which ended up getting demolished shortly after putting it down lol). But all in all, a great time.
There were so many great costumes. I went as Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez. Some others were: Bettie Page, The Black Dahlia, Janis Hoplin, Cleopatra, Jon-Benet Ramsey, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Bob Ross, Farrah Fawcett, Mama Cass, Patrick Swayze, Audrey Hepburn, Elvis… and that’s all I can think of, for now.
Here are a butt load of pictures taken by me and friends.
Wish we all took more pictures.
Stay tuned, because we will be throwing another party in about 3 weeks. Details will be announced soon.
Designer fabrics, shoes, and accessories.
Going through my photobucket and getting all nostalgic.
so here are a few random pictures throughout the past few years.
you might be in one.
ok thats all for now
25 randos about meh:
1. tequila and I do not get along.
2. I’m really attracted to ugly people.
3. I’m a good dancer and singer.
4. I love when people fart in front of me.
5. I have very few girl friends, but I live for them.
6. I dated someone on and off for 8 yrs and consider him one of my best friends.
7. I only like lesbian porn.
8. I’m a twilight nerd and I’m very upset about it.
9. I want to make babies with Sarah Silverman & Chelsea Handler.
10. I have a black girl booty and it’s spectacular.
11. I do the robot on the regular.
12. I’m a happy drunk.
13. I used to do drugs.
14. I love blogging.
15. I say “ralph” when I burp, and one time I got out “ralph macchio”, and I try for it everytime, but I think it was just a one time deal… but crystal recently informed me i pulled it off at clam fest… i don’t recall.
16. I never sleep in my bed, I prefer the couch.
17. I’m an esthetician/makeup artist.
18. I wanna date John Caparulo. gross, i know this.
19. I live for people who can make me laugh hysterically.
20. I’ve only done a keg stand twice in my life, and last time I did it, they dropped me.
21. I can’t funnel beer anymore.
22. I like to knit/crotchet.
23. I’m truly a granny at heart. in fact, granny/grandma is one of my many nicknames.
24. I would rather eat the cake/brownie/cupcake batter, instead of waiting for it to bake.
25. I could eat avocados and only avocados for the rest of my life.