J-Birdie: I rock the lamp shade


Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on December 31, 2009

i decided i wanted to go back to blogspot, soooo


hop to it

hmmm decisions

Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on December 31, 2009

I’m think about switching my blog back to blogspot.com again… hmmm.

I’m bored with the wordpress layouts and blogspot has better features, I believe.
Not that this is a life slash death situation, but I need to fancy up my blog.

Or maybe I’ll check out tumblr.

I love how this is a priority of mine. But whatev, I love writing and I love sharing my likes/dislikes with people, whether they agree with me, or not.


oh hi

Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on November 3, 2009

I’m back. And I’m better than ever.

\updates soon.


I’m bawd

Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on October 7, 2009

so get to know me.
haven’t done one of these bad boys in a minute.

To whom did you last give the finger?
a camera, i'm sure

Do you think before you speak?
ha, i wish sometimes

Do you write in cursive or print?
messy ass print

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
for sho, and i'm about to

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
chainsmoked and watched Hellraiser and played solitaire on my phone, because i'm obsessed.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
hahahahaha woops

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
you do

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

Two days from now this time, where will you be?
hopefully beekay. i miss davey dollop.

Could you go a month without cursing?
i probably couldn't go an hour

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
nope. i'm fatter and i'm a drunk.

Do you think you are a good person?
yes, i just don't always show it

Are you a patient person?
i'm ridiculously impatient.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
surely, but i definitely don't want a relationship any time soon. ok, so then at this point, no.

If you're being extremely quiet what’s it mean?
i'm having anxiety or i don't like someone, but don't want to start anything.

Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
homewrecking is not a good look

Think a lot before you fall asleep?
not really, i usually pass out with the quickness, otherwise i'm keeping myself occupied.

Have you ever given a random person your number?
haha yes, but i never remember

What’s the last thing that made you sad?
one of those humane society commercials. they kill my heart.

Do you wear glasses?
big sun glasses and reading glasses and garth algar nerd glasses. haaay.

Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
disneyworld, without a doubt

Are you going anywhere for the next summer?
ionno, but hopefully i go to london soon.

Waiting for someone to call?

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
i last shared a bed with monty, he's pretty cool.

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
i think everyone did, probably because i kissed everyone.

Does anyone hate you?
oh i'm positive they do. that's cool though.

Do you believe every one deserves a second chance?
i always do

Have you ever seen your best friend(s) cry?
i always feel really uneasy when people cry in front of me.

Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?
i hate wearing rings. i only wear one of carissa's rings once in a blue.

Did you sleep alone last night?
my dog was there.

What were you doing at 8 this morning?

Do you have a box where you keep all your really important things?
not so much, i have a box of notes from jack from like 5 yrs ago.

What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
tomorrow is wednesday. i don't know yet. i don't plan that far in advance.

Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends/?
i don't have myspace.

Did you have a dream last night?
yes, and i didnt enjoy them at all, and i had anxiety when i woke up because of them

What pissed you off today?
i'm good

What does your number 1 call you?
jessica, jess, jessie, sneak, sneaky snacks, crack

Have you talked to a complete asshole today?
i wish

Do you have plans for your next birthday?
ew 26, gross puke vomit

Who was the first person you talked to today?
ummmmmm carissa?

Do you have any siblings?

Expecting something to change in the next month?

Lyrics from the song you're listening to?
im not, im talking to carissa while she gets ready

You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
carissa, bc im talking to her

What does your hair look like?
short and black and assymetric

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
just the front

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
eh, too much work

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
prince rogers nelson

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Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on October 3, 2009

I would highly enjoy playing Bacci right now.

Let’s do!

I’m taking a nap and having sweet dreams.
I love my friends and I have a bite mark on me. Sweet.

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Chanel x Lily Allen

Posted in art, beauty, cutie, dope, fashion, Lady Love, love, sexy, Uncategorized by Jessica on October 1, 2009

Lily Allen is the face of Coco Chanel’s new bag collection, Coco Cocoon.

Good choice! She’s totally adorable and love that she is the face of this collection.

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Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on September 23, 2009

My blog just got over 1,000 hits.


thanks bitchsuckers.

keep coming back.

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Memory Lane

Posted in pics, silly, throwbacks, Uncategorized by Jessica on September 23, 2009

Going through my photobucket and getting all nostalgic.
so here are a few random pictures throughout the past few years.
you might be in one.
pretty hilarious.

Some of my fam at my old apartment

me and my sister, Mandi

me and Trish @ the titty bar

hahaha me and One Be Lo

my beautiful cousin talia and i

me and my wackers

I miss my Hetero Life Partner. come home!


me and my wifey


me and travioli, hollerween 07

justin michael stage

ok thats all for now

Fall/”Back to School” Karmaloop Sale

Posted in fashion, Hellz Bellz, karmaloop, Sales, Uncategorized by Jessica on August 29, 2009

Karmaloop.com is having a HUGE back to school sale, up to 95% off.
hit it up, and don’t forget to use my rep code at checkout for additional discounts.
code: JN31115

here are a few faves:

The Constellation Dress by Insight ($15)

The Eye See You tank by Hellz Bellz ($15)

The 420 Jumper by Married to the Mob ($35)

The Floral Tote by RVCA ($15)


mmmmmmm rainbows

Posted in beauty, music, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Uncategorized, video, youtube by Jessica on August 5, 2009

so i’ve always been a Radiohead/Thom Yorke fan, but I am on a kick tonight and seriously, “All I Need” from In Rainbows makes me feel funny inside. it touches me… as do many radiohead songs, but tonight, it’s this.

amazing lyrics, of course.

I’m the next act
waiting in the wings.
I’m an animal
trapped in your hot car

I am all the days
that you choose to ignore

You’re all I need
You’re all I need
I’m in the middle of your picture,
lying in the reeds

I am a moth
who just wants to share your light.
I’m just an insect,
trying to get out of the night.

I only stick with you,
because there are no others.

You’re all I need
You’re all I need
I’m in the middle of your picture,
lying in the reeds

It’s all wrong,
it’s all right.
it’s all.
it’s all.

sun fun

Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on August 1, 2009

Yesterday, me and Tyler went kayaking around Northport, and it was so much fun! it was a beautiful day and it was so perfect for fun in the water. Not only was it relaxing, but it was such a good workout. We had to carry the kayak like 2 or 3 blocks, and that muhfucka was so heavy, i couldn’t handle it. need to get back into yoga and dance class.
but seriously, everyone should seriously go kayaking. i’m making it a bi/tri-weekly thing.

here are some pictures:

Team Antonio Bandanas!!!!

mid yak

more flicks, here:

karmaloop always brings it

Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on July 22, 2009

tons of new stuff (for men too, but i just post for the ladies)

don’t forget to use my repcode at checkout for 10%-20% off.
code: JN31115

music video throwback

Posted in Uncategorized by Jessica on July 6, 2009

shook ones part 2 – mobb deep